Jonny Cum Laude

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Jonny Cum Laude

Olympic gold medalist jonny moseley gave the commencement address at U.C. Berkeley last spring. The year before, Janet Reno was the featured speaker. Both have hosted Saturday Night Live. We wanted to find out what else these two convocation celebs have in common.

Jonny:
First mogul skier to do a mute grab 360 in the Olympics

Janet:
First female Attorney General

EDUCATION
Jonny:
UC Davis dropout

Janet:
Harvard Law

CLAIM TO FAME
Jonny:
Torched competition in Nagano in '98

Janet:
Torched competition in Waco in '93

HAIRSTYLE
Jonny:
Backstreet Boys meets new school hair gel

Janet:
Men's toupé meets football helmet

MOST USED PHRASE
Jonny:
"I stomped it, bro."

Janet:
"Bill, what are you doing in there?"

ASPIRATIONS
Jonny:
Gunning for bush in Florida

Janet:
Gunning for Bush in Florida

LATIN AMERICAN CONNECTIONS
Jonny:
Born in Puerto Rico, threatened to ski for his birth nation in Salt Lake.

Janet:
Kicked in closet door, threatened to send Elian back to Cuba.

SPONSORS
Jonny:
Head, Tyrolia, Sprint, Chevy, Bolle

Janet:
Manwich, Brut

WORDS TO GRADUATES ON WINNING AND LOSING
Jonny:
"Don't go for fourth place."

Janet:
"Learn to lose. Don't duck, just stand and take it."